So as many have been gearing up for the next 'Hobbit' movie later this year I reflected on some of the great times we've all had the world of Tolkien...whether it has been making tough decisions like our good friend Gollum...
...finding inner peace, and strength like Sam & Frodo..
..or whether it was something COMPLETELY off-the-wall like "what do the Wargs eat when the Orcs are not at battle?" I would like to imagine it is some sort of special canned Warg-formula, composed of 3 types of flesh: Dwarf, Elf, & Man-flesh! And for that Warg close to your cold black heart (or whatever thumps inside the chest of an Orc) the New Improved Formula now with Hobbit-Flesh!!!
Either way, no matter where your mind has been questing since the last Tolkien-based movie, there is one thing we can all agree on...Gandalf needs to give Gollum composition lessons, or some Middle Earth ESOL equivalency class. Merely a month and a half till 'The Battle of Five Armies', gear up and get ready!..or whether it was something COMPLETELY off-the-wall like "what do the Wargs eat when the Orcs are not at battle?" I would like to imagine it is some sort of special canned Warg-formula, composed of 3 types of flesh: Dwarf, Elf, & Man-flesh! And for that Warg close to your cold black heart (or whatever thumps inside the chest of an Orc) the New Improved Formula now with Hobbit-Flesh!!!P.S. Keene/FX is pumping out some new HP edition trunks on ETSY & AMAZON, check it out!!!
...and check this out for WNYX the Game !
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