Riddles

So as many have been gearing up for the next 'Hobbit' movie later this year I reflected on some of the great times we've all had the world of Tolkien...whether it has been making tough decisions like our good friend Gollum...

...finding inner peace, and strength like Sam & Frodo....or whether it was something COMPLETELY off-the-wall like "what do the Wargs eat when the Orcs are not at battle?" I would like to imagine it is some sort of special canned Warg-formula, composed of 3 types of flesh: Dwarf, Elf, & Man-flesh! And for that Warg close to your cold black heart (or whatever thumps inside the chest of an Orc) the New Improved Formula now with Hobbit-Flesh!!!

Either way, no matter where your mind has been questing since the last Tolkien-based movie, there is one thing we can all agree on...Gandalf needs to give Gollum composition lessons, or some Middle Earth ESOL equivalency class. Merely a month and a half till 'The Battle of Five Armies', gear up and get ready!

P.S.  Keene/FX is pumping out some new HP edition trunks on ETSY & AMAZON, check it out!!!
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Yellow

...the problems with gambling.

Dave and his robot buddy!

It's all about thick skin.

...and for THE GOOFY BALL!!! Check a sneak peek at the beauties.

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Golden Versatility

Seriously though! Who DOESN'T love a good cane?! A little tap tap tap here. A little tap tap tap there... very useful. Especially in the world of hip surgery and pimps. I'm sure there's an elderly man in a big city out there rockin' a diamond crusted, solid gold walker! Can't SNAP that business!

 Nothing like random free candy that appears in your desk, right? I'm more prone to running into the kinds of elves that move stuff around so that when you go to look for it it's not there...so that you are made to look foolish.

Poor, poor Max... Was it "Hideous", "Horrible", or "Terrible"? ...I forget.

Always something to think about before you grow out a 'stache... Do you want to look like "you belong in an amateur porn convention?" Facial hair is kinda "the thing" these days...guess it's all just how you go with it.

Murals really are the last TRUE form of free expression, aren't they?

 ...and for THE GOOFY BALL!!! Check a sneak peek at the beauties.

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(Board game for sale on ETSY and look for fantastic mug on AMAZON)