"Goldenrod Copying Paper...it's like the only good color!"

-But at the end of it all, one man is small and wise; the other is big and wiser. -Yeah, wise enough not to come to the small man again!

Not exactly a giant check, tiara, or turtle wax...

While playing GoofyBaLL in the office, make sure not to have been previously "fiddling" with a homemade taser.

...squires used to age their pheasant for weeks before it was deemed fit for consumption...

Thanks Bill. Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies?