Happy Birthday Phil Hartman!

So it was a great day, Phil Hartman's birthday. Wish he was still alive... got a post on the 'WNYX the Game' Facebook site which was quite the impressive poem about the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer by a certain Neil Dickinson...good stuff.

#wnyxthecartoon

He was a great comedian and the art he left behind still brings many laughs today. If you're unfamiliar, or have happened to forgotten, check his stuff out!

#WNYXtheGame

(Board game for sale on ETSY and look for fantastic mug on AMAZON)

What smells like Goldenrod copier paper?

 Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, that tall funny guy named...Brian? Apologies, I forget. Together with Dave Foley (Nelson on WNYX) &their powers combined, they are 'Chock Full O' Notes!' And they are most definitely NOT a barbershop quartet...apparently it's a completely "segacious format" compared to acapella...

 

...And don't get me STARTED on homemade herbal teas in the office place! You got people slippin' an' trippin' all over themselves, next thing you know somebody smells like urine-tea because they sat down on a table and it collapsed on them whilst holding a bunch of cups!

Just one thing to say...never eat a nicotine patch.

 

Coffee...chaw spit...what's the difference! Right?!?

 

If you're looking for something to make your feet stank allll night long then Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor is where it's at! Just don't try to find it in the 'local pub' seeing as its dispensary is on street corners and under bridges!

 Just to clarify for anyone wondering: I do NOT have anything against herbal teas and do not think they smell like urine. Yellow is NOT my favorite color. I am not part of a barbershop quartet OR acapella group, nor do I have anything against them. I have never eaten a nicotine patch and I do not plan to. In regards to Rocket Fuel...well, that's why we have rockets, I'll stick with coffee. 

Look out for mugs, WNYX the Board Game, and VERY soon to be available the one and only GooFYBaLL along with free App!

"Goldenrod Copying Paper...it's like the only good color!"

-But at the end of it all, one man is small and wise; the other is big and wiser. -Yeah, wise enough not to come to the small man again!

Not exactly a giant check, tiara, or turtle wax...

While playing GoofyBaLL in the office, make sure not to have been previously "fiddling" with a homemade taser.

...squires used to age their pheasant for weeks before it was deemed fit for consumption...

Thanks Bill. Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies?