Yellow

...the problems with gambling.

Dave and his robot buddy!

It's all about thick skin.

...and for THE GOOFY BALL!!! Check a sneak peek at the beauties.

#WNYXtheGame

(Board game for sale on ETSY and look for fantastic mug on AMAZON)

Golden Versatility

Seriously though! Who DOESN'T love a good cane?! A little tap tap tap here. A little tap tap tap there... very useful. Especially in the world of hip surgery and pimps. I'm sure there's an elderly man in a big city out there rockin' a diamond crusted, solid gold walker! Can't SNAP that business!

 Nothing like random free candy that appears in your desk, right? I'm more prone to running into the kinds of elves that move stuff around so that when you go to look for it it's not there...so that you are made to look foolish.

Poor, poor Max... Was it "Hideous", "Horrible", or "Terrible"? ...I forget.

Always something to think about before you grow out a 'stache... Do you want to look like "you belong in an amateur porn convention?" Facial hair is kinda "the thing" these days...guess it's all just how you go with it.

Murals really are the last TRUE form of free expression, aren't they?

 ...and for THE GOOFY BALL!!! Check a sneak peek at the beauties.

#WNYXtheGame

(Board game for sale on ETSY and look for fantastic mug on AMAZON)

Happy Birthday Phil Hartman!

So it was a great day, Phil Hartman's birthday. Wish he was still alive... got a post on the 'WNYX the Game' Facebook site which was quite the impressive poem about the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer by a certain Neil Dickinson...good stuff.

#wnyxthecartoon

He was a great comedian and the art he left behind still brings many laughs today. If you're unfamiliar, or have happened to forgotten, check his stuff out!

#WNYXtheGame

(Board game for sale on ETSY and look for fantastic mug on AMAZON)

What smells like Goldenrod copier paper?

 Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, that tall funny guy named...Brian? Apologies, I forget. Together with Dave Foley (Nelson on WNYX) &their powers combined, they are 'Chock Full O' Notes!' And they are most definitely NOT a barbershop quartet...apparently it's a completely "segacious format" compared to acapella...

 

...And don't get me STARTED on homemade herbal teas in the office place! You got people slippin' an' trippin' all over themselves, next thing you know somebody smells like urine-tea because they sat down on a table and it collapsed on them whilst holding a bunch of cups!

Just one thing to say...never eat a nicotine patch.

 

Coffee...chaw spit...what's the difference! Right?!?

 

If you're looking for something to make your feet stank allll night long then Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor is where it's at! Just don't try to find it in the 'local pub' seeing as its dispensary is on street corners and under bridges!

 Just to clarify for anyone wondering: I do NOT have anything against herbal teas and do not think they smell like urine. Yellow is NOT my favorite color. I am not part of a barbershop quartet OR acapella group, nor do I have anything against them. I have never eaten a nicotine patch and I do not plan to. In regards to Rocket Fuel...well, that's why we have rockets, I'll stick with coffee. 

Look out for mugs, WNYX the Board Game, and VERY soon to be available the one and only GooFYBaLL along with free App!

"Goldenrod Copying Paper...it's like the only good color!"

-But at the end of it all, one man is small and wise; the other is big and wiser. -Yeah, wise enough not to come to the small man again!

Not exactly a giant check, tiara, or turtle wax...

While playing GoofyBaLL in the office, make sure not to have been previously "fiddling" with a homemade taser.

...squires used to age their pheasant for weeks before it was deemed fit for consumption...

Thanks Bill. Do you get all your lines from fortune cookies?

Back from Vacation...

Hey, did you hear that Aggie joke where the aggie misspells the name of the state he's from? NO! Of course not! BUT, you can now read the article published by the Texas Longhorns where it happens. Gotta love the rivalries...

Being back from vacation is great...by the way check this out, it's hilarious, especially if you're an Aggie like me!!

University of Texas Longhorns misspells 'Texas'

If you're wondering, I was ditching technology (as much as possible while still working) while exploring Yellowstone National Park. Why don't we look at several of the thousand or so pictures, or just google something... Okay!

Again, this is just several of the many... thanks for stopping by.